I made up a game. You think of The Worst Sandwich; basically think of a bunch of stuff you personally hate to eat (but which are actual foods/sandwich toppings).
You’re on, Katey! Here’s mine: a giant heap of prosciutto, kale, pepper jack cheese, and marmite, on dry, dry matzo (falling apart and dribbling down my brand new white dress shirt while I cry).
Banana, Dijon mustard, trout fish, feta cheese, raw potato slices on an untoasted English muffin.
A sandwich with eggs, pickles, horse meat,peanut butter,tuna, terducken, mayo…..